In any household with multiple pets, the battle for total power is never-ending. Only the strongest and cutest come out on top. Enter Snickers, a black-and-white cat who is totally over sharing the spotlight with Bailey, an elderly golden retriever. In a harrowing clip posted to TikTok, Snickers nonchalantly pushes the 15-year-old doggie down a small flight of carpeted stairs. Bailey tumbles to the ground while the owner, @queefly, freaks out. But don’t worry, by the end of the video the old bitch is back on her feet, relatively unscathed. Sorry, Snickers. Your sick attempts at euthanasia have once again failed.
Here’s the video, and, before you watch, please remember that Bailey is totally, completely fine:
@queefly luckily she’s okay #dogsofttiktok
In the comments @queefly explained that their doggie “didn’t gaf” (give a fuck) about being Scarlett O’Hara-ed down the stairs. In another video, they add that Bailey is “indestructible.” As for the tiny black-and-white incarnation of The Lion King’s Scar? She was born a badass pussy and she’ll die a badass pussy:
@queefly He is the culprit, his name is snickers, he can be sweet sometimes and he’s too smart for his own good #catsoftiktok
Snicker’s assassination attempt has been viewed almost 30 million times, and you know the fame’s already going straight to her head. “Wet food only! And the dog’s not allowed to look me directly in the eyes! Hiss, meow, and fuck you.”
Pics: TikTok